Tuesday, July 18, 2006

A Little Lighter

a short list of things probably not to say to a pregnant woman. especially when it’s her fourth and her oldest is 4.
1. “have you ever heard of birth control?”
2. “i can tell ya what’ll fix that problem for ya.”
3. “you have your hands full, don’t ya?”
4. “those are all yours?”
5. “oh, i’m sorry.”
6. “did you mean to have them all?”
7. “do you ever worry there’s not enough time for them all?”
8. “wow, you must be really lucky to have enough money to stay home with that many children.”
9. “NONE of them go to school yet?”
~and my personal favorite…
10. “you know what causes that don’t ya?”

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