in the last 24 hours.
~frosted flakes, creamed corn with brown sugar, hot dog weinies, and baked potatoes make a well-rounded breakfast.
~14 month olds don’t like baked potatoes for breakfast.
~nor do 4 or 3 year olds.
~when you’re low on groceries, butter counts as a dairy product.
~spiderman has a scorpion character. when you draw a scorpion for a 5 year old girl she colors it yellow and blue because, “there wasn’t any pink colors.”
~if you draw batman from memory, “he doesn’t look anything like batman, mama. he looks like a girl getting married.”
~vacation bible school bracelets will survive the dishwasher. poop doesn’t.
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