The Things We Say

August 6th, 2006

way too often in my house.

~do not whine.
~please stop touching your tt.
~put underwear or shorts on. now.
~do not pick on your brother.
~do not scream. (best said while yelling)
~where’s our girl?
~(with exasperation) girl!
~no, you cannot have another treat.
~do not grab your brother by the face or throat.
~where is the paci?
~where is the coco sippy cup?
~get off the table.
~no, we can not watch star wars again today.
~where’s our girl?
~we do not have macaroni today.
~do not spit on your brother/sister.
~do not pee into that. just the potty.
~do not say pee or poop or butt.
~girl, do you stink, again?
~where’s our girl?
~don’t put that into your mouth.
~what’s in your mouth?
~give it to mama.
~it’s alright. (said soothingly. without clenched teeth preferably)
~where’s our girl?
~do not throw. anything.
~i don’t care who did what first.
~get back in bed.
~this is all i cooked, eat it or not.
~i am at my limit.